mtv:

officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni 

i do 

mtv:

officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni 

i do 

pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

Monday, September 29, 2014

fromcheltoshiningsea:

shadowsense:

naturalcomedian:

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

cultofthepigeon:

mariofartwii:

I will never get over the hate that surrounds Ohio.

FUKING MOST BEAUTIFUL POST IVE EVER SEEN DEAR FUCKING CHRIST BLESS

image

WE’RE LITERALLY NOTHING BUT BORING CORN FIELDS

Ohio is literally nothing but cornfields, oil refineries, and rednecks who act like they’re ghetto.

Y’all need cincinnati…..

Saturday, September 27, 2014
person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

Friday, September 26, 2014
charliedurso:

I might see real friends in concert and im really excited omfg

charliedurso:

I might see real friends in concert and im really excited omfg

isthisforagrade:




This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

no its becky

this is one of the first things i ever reblogged

isthisforagrade:

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

no its becky

this is one of the first things i ever reblogged

Thursday, September 25, 2014
 
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